Chapter 6: This Cat is an Honest Cat
As expected, this trick is most effective against women.
“Meow meow~ ( Shameless guy. )” At this moment, a sharp voice came from the bushes under the steps.
Then, a calico cat with heterochromia appeared in Li Li’s sight.
At this time, the other party was looking at Li Li with disdain and arrogance, as if looking at garbage.
“Meow meow~ ( Isn’t this Brother Calico Cat who always hangs out in the girls’ dormitory? Why are you out begging for food today? )” Facing the other party’s disdain, Li Li slightly adjusted his lying posture and greeted him.
He didn’t care about what the other party said at all. After all, if he could get angry over such a small matter, then his long life of lying around would have been in vain.
“Meow meow~ ( Do you think I’m like you, shamelessly flattering humans? I’m not here to beg for food, I’m here to wait for humans to offer tributes. )” The calico cat said proudly. For a handsome cat like him, lowly humans would offer tributes on their own initiative.
He didn’t need to be like this humble and shameless guy in front of him, who needed to show off to humans to get food.“Meow meow~ ( Really? Then you’re amazing, you’re capable. Acting like a saint after being a prostitute. This cat is not as hypocritical as you. )” Li Li said, immediately getting up from the ground to greet the dormitory aunt who came over with steamed buns.
Even though they were reduced to wandering and begging for food, this cat was still so arrogant. He didn’t know where the other party’s confidence came from. Without humans feeding him, the other party would have starved to death long ago.
“Meow meow~ ( What did you say? You fat cat. Are you asking for a beating? )” The calico cat, whose pain was poked, immediately bristled, staring fiercely at Li Li.
“Meow meow~ ( Fight? You? Two of you wouldn’t be enough for me to beat up. Why don’t you give it a try? )” Li Li said disdainfully upon hearing this. Fight him? This weakling wasn’t even enough for him to flick.
Was this guy’s brain congested? To say such a ridiculous thing, did he know who was the God of War among cats?
“Meow meow~ ( You think I don’t dare? )” The calico cat, being mocked, became even angrier and let out a hysterical scream.
“Don’t fight, don’t fight! What are you two little guys trying to do?” The dormitory aunt who came out immediately stomped her feet and said after hearing the commotion.
How could these two cats start quarreling while she went to get a steamed bun? They even looked like they were about to fight.
“Meow meow~ ( You’re lucky today that there’s a human here to protect you. Otherwise, I would definitely beat you up today until you’re looking for your teeth on the ground. )” Looking at the dormitory aunt who came out, the calico cat left after making harsh remarks.
“Meow meow~ ( Beat me up until I’m looking for my teeth on the ground? Such big words, I’m so scared. )” Li Li, hearing this, stuck out his tongue disdainfully.
Then, he rubbed against the dormitory aunt’s leg ingratiatingly.
“Alright, you fat guy, hurry up and eat the steamed buns, stop rubbing.” The aunt, whose leg was being rubbed, squatted down and stroked Li Li’s big head, saying dotingly:
“Auntie doesn’t have any meat dishes for you to eat, so I dipped it in some lard for you. Just make do with this, next time, Auntie will buy you some dried fish.”
“Meow meow~ ( That’s great, thank you, kind Auntie. )” Li Li said happily upon hearing this, his tail gently rubbing against the dormitory aunt’s hand.
This made the dormitory aunt even happier. She stroked Li Li’s big head and reminded him:
“You fat guy, don’t provoke that bad cat, you know? That bad cat has a bad temper, it won’t be good if he bites you.”
“We should try to get injured as little as possible to live longer. Don’t fight with this bad cat for food. If you’re hungry, come to Auntie, Auntie will prepare food for you.”
“Meow meow~ ( Amitabha, Auntie, you are such a good person. )” Li Li’s eyes lit up upon hearing this. As expected, hard work pays off, all his efforts had rewards.
Look! He had lit up another food spot.
“Fatty, eat slowly, Auntie still has to clean.” The dormitory aunt said, retracting her hand from Li Li’s head, and put down the two steamed buns.
“Meow meow~ ( Okay, okay. )” Li Li nodded while eating the steamed buns, watching the dormitory aunt leave. He finished the two old-fashioned steamed buns in a few bites.
Then, he felt a warm current in his stomach, flowing throughout his body, making him so comfortable that he almost cried out.
“Meow meow~ ( So this is Greedy Giant Stomach? It feels great, it’s like I haven’t eaten anything after eating. It seems I have to go to the cafeteria and lie down. )” Li Li muttered, scratching his belly with his paw, and walked towards the cafeteria.
There were many students in that place, as long as he lay down there, many people would bring him food.
Most importantly, he didn’t have to worry about not being able to eat anymore. With the Greedy Giant Stomach ability, he felt he could eat any amount of food.
“Such a fat tabby cat, which senior student raised it?” At the entrance of the cafeteria, a freshman asked curiously, looking at Li Li sitting like a stone lion statue.
This cat was too well-behaved, actually sitting so obediently at the entrance.
“What do you mean raised by a senior student? He is the senior student.” The senior student who brought the prospective freshmen and women to see the school said with a smile: “This is a famous cat in our school, everyone calls him Big Fat Raccoon Cat. He’s one of the most good-tempered cats in the school, anyone can pet him.”
“Really?” The freshmen’s eyes lit up upon hearing this. They had never seen such a well-behaved and honest tabby cat.
Especially his oval face made their hands itch.
“Yes, but if you want to pet him, you should buy some food. If you pet him empty-handed, it’s fine once, but he won’t let you pet him the second time.” The senior student leading the group said, squatting down and raising his hand: “Come, come! Big Fat Raccoon Cat, let’s shake hands. Later, I’ll bring you something delicious.”
“Meow meow~ ( You remember that, okay? Don’t tease me here, or I’ll send you a few dead mice to your dormitory tonight. )” Li Li muttered upon hearing this and cooperated by raising his paw.
He had already given the other party face, the other party couldn’t mess with him.
“Wow! Big Fat Raccoon Cat is so good.”
“Yeah, he’s simply my dream cat.”
The freshmen couldn’t help but shine their eyes upon seeing this scene. They didn’t expect this tabby cat to be so cooperative.
It seemed that they could pet cats for free in the future.